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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
hell yea
*the best moment in television history.
Fixed that for you :P
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
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- Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.- Smoked a cigarette.
- Got so drunk you passed out.
- Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.- Snorted cocaine.
- Failed a class.
Smoked weed.Dealt drugs.Been in a car accident.- Been in a tornado.
- Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.Been to a funeral.Burned yourself.- Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.Been on a plane.Been cheated on.Written a 10 page letter. (text lol)- Gone skiing.
- Been sailing.
Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.- Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.Skipped school.Had detentionGot in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.- Gone to a different country.
- Dropped out of school.
- Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand.- Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.- Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.- Swam with dolphins.
- Gone to Sea World.
- Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.- Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a colouring book over age 12.- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.- Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed.- Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fightSuffered any form of abuse.- Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.Pet a wild animal.Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.- Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.Known someone with HIV or AIDS.Made-out with someone.Played on a sports team.Snuck out of the house.Swore at a teacher.- Gone laser tagging.
Been on the TV.- Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.Performed in front of an audience.- Been in love.
Had a blonde moment.Been on a train.Seen a ghost.- Gone bungee-jumping.
- Been to Mexico.
- Crashed a car.
- Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.
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